Today we celebrated Chaos’ birthday by hauling ourselves a billion miles to Sea World. Were we going for the orca show? Belugas (Who’s singing the Baby Beluga song right now? Anyone? Just me? Baaaaaaa Beeeeee Baaaaa LOOOOOUUUUUU guh!)? Fancy chickens (Formally known as penguins)?
Nope. Not a single one of those things were on the top hits list for our kiddo.
We traveled a billion miles for a shark’s tooth necklace.
I mean, it’s a mighty nice necklace, but….
