Astrology Signs

So welcome to a life of personality crises…  you are probably no longer the astrological sign you’ve grown to know and vaguely believe in.

Naturally, the world of Facebook is in uproar…because, well, it’s Facebook. In fact, there is a new element of sadness in my life, because I only learned of the new signs through Facebook.  I don’t want that to be my news outlet.  (I’m not suggesting astrological signs are big news. Please don’t get me wrong.)

In any case, I couldn’t help but think of my brother.  He has a tattoo of Scorpio on his arm.  Well, lo and behold, he is now a Libra.  His natural reaction was, “Well crap. Now what do I do?”  Since tattooing over it is not an option…he’s decided to stay a Scorpio.  I thought that stubbornness was restricted to my sign.  Who knew?

(On a side note, I am still a Taurus. I made it by just a day.  I’m a Mega-Taurus. The original and stuff. Yo.)

I must admit that I did make sure that The Boy was still a Pisces.  Our signs aren’t exactly compatible… since I’m a Taurus and we’re known for being…um… spirited. Our signs are more on the less-likely-to-end-in-a-murder-suicide sorta signs.  Must be love!

To save you a Google search:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11

Pisces: March 11-April 18

Aries: April 18-May 13

Taurus: May 13-June 21

Gemini: June 21-July 20

Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23-29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

So.  Feel free to hang on to your old sign.  And Pluto is still a planet, dammit.