Monthly Archives: January 2011

My dog’s trainer’s first trick was to teach me how to shake hands. Apparently, because I’m a woman, I cannot shake hands like he, a man, can.  In fact, he told me, “Sweetheart, you’re a woman. You don’t have to … Continue reading →

I had to send my dog to boot camp. I would like to say first off, before you judge me, that I think it’s society’s fault. She grew up with another family, she was too much for them, so she was then … Continue reading →

“What’s the difference between moral and morale?  One simple letter changes the whole meaning,” I said with a gleam in my eye, for I was going to teach.  This was a question on a writing test and I was sure … Continue reading →

My commute to work takes about 50 minutes each way. Less if I’m listening to rock music, longer if there is any type of persipitation coming from the heavens.  So in my travels, I get to witness a lot of … Continue reading →

So here it is. The first step. The small-step-for-man-giant-leap moment.  I am the proud owner of a small piece of internet.   Or perhaps it’s not that dramatic at all. But, it’s been my experience that if one can use hyperbole, it’s … Continue reading →