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Government Agencies at Christmas

There may be no greater joy than having to go the Department of Public Safety here in Texas. Truly. This joy could only be compounded by having  to go to the Social Security office first, then to the DPS for … Continue reading

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Secret Santa

If you work in an office or a school, you’ve probably encountered the Christmas tradition of Secret Santa. Basic concept, right? I get a name of a co-worker, I go and buy stuff they may possibly like…but more likely it’s … Continue reading

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Didn’t We Already Go Through This?

As seen on a mind numbing infomercial: Snap-On Feathers?  Yes, snap-on feathers.   Apparently you use a roachclip type thing to snap these things into your hair.   I distinctly remember those from the mid 90s…usually from those of the American Indian … Continue reading

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Confessions of the Awkward Girl

Alright, lettuce get real. It’s thyme for the truth to be told. Kale it overdue, but I’ll give it a go.  It won’t take mushroom, but there is a small margarine for error. So I hope you don’t think me … Continue reading

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Claymation, but not really

Above and beyond everything else, I’m a total cheap skate when it comes to, well, most everything. So you can imagine how difficult it has been to plan a wedding.  Because, well, in case you weren’t sure, those things ain’t … Continue reading

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Who Needs Sleep?

Do you remember that song? Anyone? Anyone?  I’ll hum a few bars- visually: Who needs sleep? well you’re never gonna get it Who needs sleep? tell me what’s that for Who needs sleep? be happy with what you’re getting There’s … Continue reading

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Let Freedom Ring

Being as The Fiance and I are living the Suburban Dream, we went to Lowe’s yesterday to buy an important element for our house.  We have the picket fence (that we’ve rebuilt 4 times), we have the dog, and the … Continue reading

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I Just Wanted to Run

“Where do you find these people?” This question has been asked many times over the years. Usually it’s a close friend or family member who mumbles it as they stare wide-eyed into the distance, thinking about whatever bizarre situation has unfolded. … Continue reading

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Hope There’s Wifi in Heaven

As you might imagine, Father’s Day isn’t on my top ten list for favorite holidays.  I like Groundhogs Day. I can even get into the Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions (March 20, by the way). Now, don’t get me wrong. Dads … Continue reading

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Letters Never Sent

Recently, The Fiance & I vacationed in Florida. My younger niece graduated from high school (with honors {this is my overly proud aunt moment}), so we made sure to get there to see that.  Afterward, The Fiance and I traveled … Continue reading

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